I just got this in my e-mail...

This is brilliant

Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club.It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most ofthe streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken bythe occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain,he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn' t believe his eyes, as the box approachedfrom the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was acoffin.Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and startedwalking briskly home.
BUMP.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........
BUMP........
BUMP......BUMP........
BUMP..BUMP........
BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heardthe coffin speed up after him......
BUMP........
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...BUMP........
BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP.BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP...BUMP.....BUMP...
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was onlyseconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, Hishand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming thefront door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into hiscomfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its waythrough the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off thecoffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continuedits chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could takehim he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP..BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launcheditself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flewoff its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started toapproach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroomcabinet......He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at thecoffin.......still it came .......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP.SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........


The coffin stopped.